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Not my fault

I offered my support one way or the other but he didn't say "charlatan bad" so I said vote against him and Harris paid Beyonce instead of me so I said vote against her and how did that work out for you? How many votes did I have sway over? Cus it only needed to be 1 percent.
Hym "So that's not my fault. That is you thinking that you didn't need me. So, it's the liberals fault. You could have changed the outcome. And now look at it. That is you. You were too good for the votes you needed and now look at you. Blaming me for the shit you did. Blaming me for the kids you murdered with your silence down there in Texas. The only way you can cope with it is by deluding yourself into believing you were acting in accordance with some greater good. That's a lie. You aren't actually doing any sort of moral calculus. You are a shit-lib so whatever you do is the greater good simply by virtue of you being a shit-lib. Don't let them bullshit you into thinking progressives were right about anything just because Trump is deliberately doing the opposite of what he was elected to do. They are still the censorious incoherent zealots they always were and they are desperately trying to take over the non-existent democrat party. So no. This is your fault and not mine."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2025
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I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.
by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025
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walk in my nines

"nines" refers to shoe size which makes the statement "walk in my shoes"
T.I. used this phrase in his song "Castle Walls" featuring Christina Aguilera.
T.I.- "Walk in my nines a while , I dare you."
by StonerAcademy June 4, 2016
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fo shizzle my nizzo

Reassuring a friend.
-Hey, you sure this where those bitches s'pose to be?
- Fo shizzle my nizzo
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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Kisses my crush

Me;*kisses my crush crush* crush ;wtf me;it’s January 14. Crush;oh *kisses back*
by Urmomis January 12, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>When You, As individuals, Involve Yourself, In My Life, I Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>When You, As individuals, Involve Yourself, In My Life, I Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
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my favourite editor

kayleesbryqnt is my favourite editors, they are so sweet and their edits are everything <3
by petrovalovez April 23, 2022
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