vacation dick

A penis that is of excessive size that one would want to receive only once and a while. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge and l still cant walk right.

by Catof9Lives June 16, 2016

Dick

A rude, obnoxious, unkind human being

My husband is a dick

by Poosker October 3, 2021

dick gob'n

A willing individual that makes the gobble of a holiday bird while choking on the chode.

Santa stopped half way down the chimney when the sweet sounds of my dick gob'n wife giving me my christmas eve gift

by MacsNeverSlipp March 7, 2015

munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch

Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018

dick

1. a mans (a) penis (b) cock or (c) dingaling
2. usually the male equivalent of an insult like “bitch”

it might not look like he gets bitches but honey that dick was eleven inches - ayesha erotica
that guy is such a dick

by anti misogynist February 18, 2025

Dick

A weapon used to produce into women’s targets

My dick went in a girls hole

by @_nestor2krazy October 26, 2019

Dick

Pull down ur boyfriend's pants. You'll see it.

Ooohhh, so that's a dick.

by Bigboibigcock November 7, 2019