dick jitsu

like a magic wand but your penis wave your penis side to side and up and down witht the intent of what ever you desire and it shall magically manifest

i just used dick jitsu to make a asteroid hit earth

by joseph jesus October 30, 2021

dick rehab

what someone goes through once a man fucks them over. they had bad dick and must go through rehabilitation from said dick.

the process of recovering from a bad break up or realizing that a man is toxic

amelia: oh my god he is such a bitch
bianca: you need dick rehab

by charli minaj-nikci October 31, 2021

Dick Job

A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.

Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs

Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.

by Shmones November 1, 2021

Ur a dick

Translate to: I am gay

Ur a dick

Damn I thought you were straight

by Sally face on steroids November 1, 2021

Moth Dick

When you get some type of foundation or makeup on your dick after a woman blows you.

That hoe Tiffany gave me Moth dick and I got it on my new designer jeans, I’m fucking pissed!

by Wolfwood3 July 11, 2021

Murder dick

When a man has sex with a woman on her period, and his dick is covered in blood like a murder weapon.

You said you were off your period! yet here I am with murder dick.

by Velvet Pimpson July 12, 2021

Dick Fingers

Mainly used when referring to your apprentice or anyone of or is lacking the appropriate hand skills to perform the job or task adequately.

"Dick fingers over here can't even put a fucking light bulb in for fuck sakes."

by Bigfakedognuts July 13, 2021