Virgin Necktie

When you use a long sock to rub one out while lying on your back and it drapes down your chest like a necktie

“Man, Joey’s really not handling the breakup well. He just lies in bed all day while eating Doritos in a virgin necktie”

by Zoso_Floyd December 13, 2020

Virgin

Someone who has never had sex before

___ - i heard jess is a virgin

by I’m kinky rn December 14, 2020

Virgin

People who have mohawks

Dude, joe is such a virgin

by Joes daddy December 22, 2020

Virgin

What kids named Ryan will forever be

Your a virgin

by Meganas122 December 23, 2020

Virgin

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u are a virgin

by Norwey December 24, 2020

Virgin

A man above the age of 22 living in mis mothers basement playing league of legend, Roblox, or Minecraft. Although Minecraft is not that bad, there are a few cases where it can be sad. They would report you for being "inappropriate" (making shrines of a man with a large schlong having a wank) These fat fucking sad pricks are the definition of virgin.

"haha, look at William talking to his 9yr old Roblox gf what a virgin, and a nonce.

by The Legendary Ninja_Bro_2 November 2, 2021

Schrodinger's Virgin

Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.

"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."

by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021