Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.
Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.
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uncle ali

An Arab working for the white man.
Another way to please white man , basically another (Uncle Tom) in the Arab version.
He would please the white man to get the job done and in return he will rewarded (by getting alcohol and white women if he is lucky )
Will do anything to be part of the white race.
He will sellout to his own tribe and other Arabs .
If another Arab befriend his white man , he will find ways to ruin his reputation. I.E. (backstab, create false rumors to earn the trust to the white man)
White Man:
Uncle Ali , please get pipe connected correctly, you won’t get the booze or hang out with my white friends

Uncle Ali:
Yes Sir , inshallah it will done in 5 mins
by January 01, 2024
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Uncle Gussed

Having a pen or other projectile thrown at your eye region. It is common place for the word bitch to follow uncle gussed.
Brandon: "Can you pass me a pen"?
(Jamie throws pen at Brandon)
Jamie: "You have been Uncle Gussed, Bitch"!
by uncle gusser October 30, 2011
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Indian uncle burn

It’s when your Indian uncle grabs your cock and chafes the tip of it on him beard stubble
Hey man I heard Liam was giving Indian uncle burn to his nephew the other night
by connels a fag January 18, 2025
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ur uncle a lesbo

An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.
John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo

*johns penis evaporates*
by JOHN THE NIGGA March 14, 2018
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Uncle ricked

When your uncle molests you on a fishing trip 🎶never made it as a wise man🎶
When i was 7 in gatlenburg Tennessee i got uncle ricked
by Ike19991123 June 01, 2023
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