obese turtle 

After President trump got all agro about losing the 2020 election, a pundit on CNN referred to him as looking like an obese turtle.

Donald trump looks like an obese turtle on its back, flailing in the Sun.

obese turtle by MutualContemptSociety November 20, 2022

ninja turtle

when a turd gets past the grip undetected until too lake

After a ninja turtle interrupted my date , I waddled home ,threw my pants in the trash and cried in the shower for the rest of the day .....I'm certain she smelled it .

ninja turtle by Fiddlegrits December 4, 2022

Onion Turtle 

When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick

Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good

Onion Turtle by Bullfrog738583 March 2, 2023

doom turtle

A tank made in ww2 that was a super heavy and looks like a turtle t95

Ah shit I can't pen that Doom turtle

doom turtle by 333fg March 23, 2023

reverse turtle neck 

A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.

“My dad went in for a vasectomy and they gave him a reverse turtle neck” (they took his foreskin)

reverse turtle neck by William J. Abernathy May 12, 2023

Condom Turtle 

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

Condom Turtle by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Awkward Turtle 

1.Hand sign for a turtle/a tortoise but with a thumb rotation in circle used in any "awkward" feeling.
2.Reddit's powermod Karen woman.
3.A micropenis exposed out of male's pants/underwear/shorts.

Awkward Turtle is so power hungry on Reddit, but she's lifeless in reality.

Awkward Turtle by Shiine-1 June 12, 2023