Counterpart to the dumpster chicken. A fuckboy that peaked at 21 yet still believes for whatever reason that he is God's gift to women even though the only job he's had since high school is selling dope out of his mom's garage.
by Bea5t m0m February 12, 2025
Get the trash turkeymug. by anonymous November 22, 2023
Get the Turkeymug. A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.
by anonymous December 8, 2024
Get the Hungarian Turkey Slicermug. When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.
After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.
by Sundays are for the boys May 31, 2022
Get the Tallahassee Turkey Callmug. by Hitter18 March 12, 2022
Get the turkey cakesmug. by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014
Get the Catching the Crazy Turkeymug. by Joeblowflowcoe October 30, 2017
Get the turkey fistmug.