Livin’ the dream

When your second opener is a no-show and you ain’t got no keys so you wait in a brisk parking lot to see what life has in store for you next.

“How was your day?”

You know, bro, livin’ the dream.

by MaybeRR December 21, 2022

Dream

A annoying homeless Minecraft YouTuber that sucks

Dude 1: Do watch dream?
Dude 2: Tf no he’s annoying

by SpaceBunns101 April 14, 2022

Strawberry Dream

When a woman gets her period during a wet dream

Thismorning I woke up and had to throw away my pajamas and bedsheets after having a very messy strawberry dream

by ItalianStallion15 February 23, 2023

Pipe dream

When you put a 15000ftlbs bullet in a pipe cannon backwards with uranium in the chamber to force Cas to reverse 314 abortions you didn't consent to

I waiting for Guelph parants to realize their living in a pipe dream reality

by Cody5050 December 18, 2022

Dream Crusher

When someone limits your aspirations and dampens your souls

Robyn reasonably believed she’d found her forever home, but Tom sat her down and explained why it was never going to happen. He stamped on her ambition, he is a dream crusher.

by SquareTruth August 16, 2024

Jazalen dream

Jazalen dream is the coolest person you would ever meet, she has a good heart & most of her ex’s come back because there’s just something about her

Does Jazalen know her ass is fat like the sun? Jazalen dream is the best person you can ever meet

by She, her , hers March 27, 2025

Inspira-dream-ation

When you wake up from a dream with a vision or idea so damn good, you wonder if you're still dreaming.

Bruh, I had this inspira-dream-ation last night and it told me how to make a ton of money. I told my girl when I woke up and she said it could happen. I had to check to make sure I wasn't still sleep or tripping.

by Justjookie7 September 23, 2021