by brandyteddy November 23, 2016
Get the peter houstonmug. formerly Zackary Lanton, Peter is legendary. fork knife, roblox, he's got it all. don't tell him it's cringy because he will go batshit. he's better than every other youtuber combined. Zackary Lanton was his stage name, but bete has finally opened up and is showing us his real, gorgeous, sex machine self. god he's so damn sexy he makes all the guys hard and the girls' panties cream, and everything in between.
person 1: have you heard anything about Zackary Lanton lately?
person 2: no dumbass he finally showed us his real identity, he's Peter Hilliard now
person 2: no dumbass he finally showed us his real identity, he's Peter Hilliard now
by Zackary_Lanton_is_God July 21, 2019
Get the Peter Hilliardmug. by TrashBoat2000 November 1, 2017
Get the Peter Panmug. The most amazing person you will ever meet. The cutest, most adorable sweetest guy in the entire world. He cares about everyone so much, and is the most loving person ever. When you meet him you'll be like "Holy moly donut shop! I wanna marry this man RN!!" He's always making sure you know your worth. The second you meet him you'll immediately start simping. He'll give you so much love, and once you meet him, you will forever be content with life. :)
me: omg Elias Peter Gonzalez is just amazing
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.
by ella.is.cool.999 February 8, 2021
Get the Elias Peter Gonzalezmug. A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery as they make money for someone else not just themselves and not everyone knows that because they wern't gifted by god or smart enough to realize it.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024
Get the Peter Griffin Tacticmug. He’s friends with Hankenbert Buffberry and he’s involved in the history of scumbags (one of the first ever scumbags on Earth!) Peter’s mummy burned all her toes and offered them to Peter, but he refused because he hates Barclays. There’s a lot of debate among historians whether or not Peter is a good guy, but he’s a marmite hater so there must be some good in him.
by Nugget06 September 20, 2022
Get the Peter Frickfacemug. by ®0B0T January 23, 2019
Get the PETER-HEATERmug.