It’s the best, and funniest, names of all time. Here are the best:
Jack Goff
Eric Chin
Mike Oksmall
Farr King
Tess Tickles
Ben Dover
Hugh Janus (or Jass)
Jack P. Ness
Dixie Normous
Chris P. Bacon
Sir Curm Sission
Mike Rotch
Gabe Itch
B.J. Hardick
Sam Sung
P. Ennis
Whet Faartz
Chew Kok
Wayne Kerr
Wang Phat
Will U. Suckminuts
Nas T. Ho
Mi Dik Gon
Ray Phuh
Phuk Kieu
Rae Piste
Ophelia Balls
Neil Anblowme
Anita Fuch
Ana Linjector
Anna Bortion
Moe Lester
Hue G. Rection
Phil McKracken
Jenny Taila
Jenna Tolls
“Hi Dave! What should my Kahoot Names be?”
“Try Mike Hunt”
Hankenbert Buffberry is the guy who sniffs glue and calls random women ‘mummy’. He also doesn’t like to cook his eggs because he claims cooked eggs makes your skin twitch and move in a jerky manner whenever you burn your toes on criminal hair particles.
“Peter, have you seen Hankenbert Buffberry?”
“No sorry Margaret, he’s too busy eating raw eggs and sniffing glue”
“Ah, typical.”
Buy a
Hankenbert Buffberry
mug!
When you are really angry but laugh or smile it off.
"Looks like Peter is having the smiley fumes!"
Greasy windows is what you get after spending hours staring at a computer screen or reading, and your vision goes a bit blurry.
"All that work has given me greasy windows!"
Buy a
Greasy Windows
mug!
Pancake (or crêpe) skin is what you get when you age and your skin looks wrinkled and gets liver spots. It closely represents that of the surface of a crêpe.
Person 1: Which one is your mum?
Person 2: The one with the pancake skin.
