It’s the best, and funniest, names of all time. Here are the best:
Hugh Janus (or Jass)
Jack P. Ness
Chris P. Bacon
Sir Curm Sission
Will U. Suckminuts
Nas T. Ho
Mi Dik Gon
Hue G. Rection
“Hi Dave! What should my Kahoot Names be?”
“Try Mike Hunt”
Hankenbert Buffberry is the guy who sniffs glue and calls random women ‘mummy’. He also doesn’t like to cook his eggs because he claims cooked eggs makes your skin twitch and move in a jerky manner whenever you burn your toes on criminal hair particles.
“Peter, have you seen Hankenbert Buffberry?”
“No sorry Margaret, he’s too busy eating raw eggs and sniffing glue”
When you are really angry but laugh or smile it off.
"Looks like Peter is having the smiley fumes!"
Greasy windows is what you get after spending hours staring at a computer screen or reading, and your vision goes a bit blurry.
"All that work has given me greasy windows!"
Pancake (or crêpe) skin is what you get when you age and your skin looks wrinkled and gets liver spots. It closely represents that of the surface of a crêpe.
Person 1: Which one is your mum?
Person 2: The one with the pancake skin.