butt puke

Holy shit where's the bathroom I'm gonna butt puke!!!
by Triangle Man June 18, 2005
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butt baby

A fictional baby conceived by anal intercourse and birthed through the anus, just as a regular baby is conceived by sexual intercourse and birthed through the vagina.

In reality it is impossible to impregnate anyone or give birth through the anus. Mentioning or discussing the concept of a butt baby is a pursuit into often intentionally juvenile humour.
John: "Shut up, you butt baby!"

Rick: "Hey, us butt babies are contributing members of society! We are all equal, whether born from the hoo-ha or born from the ha-hoo."
by DanielCornelius September 07, 2012
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butt tech

Derogatory term for Butte College in Chico/Oroville California. Jr. college Near Chico State and attended by a huge number os Chico State students that constantly bad mouth Butte.
"Dude she's a Butt Tech grad, hire her quick before a fortune 500 snaps her up!"
by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004
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butt wizard

An awesome insult. Possibly implies insultee uses magic with their posterior.

It's also a band somewhere.
"You, dirty rotten butt wizard!"

"WTF did you just call me?!"
by GrimFelix October 21, 2007
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butt-rocking

Origin: "Rock, my butt!" in reference to confirming that an object was a piece of pottery and not a rock.
Abbr. = DTbr

Also: Act of rocking one's butt.
Certain rules must be followed in order to achieve a successful butt-rocking.
1. The first rule of butt-rocking: you cannot talk about butt-rocking.. think Fight Club.
2. Mandarin, Spanish and British accents are the only acceptable forms of verbal communication.
3. One signifies availability for butt-rocking by uttering "Suns out!" Butt-rocking can only commence when a response of "Guns out!" is reciprocated.

4. In extreme cases, butt-rocking may escalate to buck-rocking.
5. Jazz (pronounced "yazz") flute must be playing whilst butt-rocking.
6. Heavy metal is played only when an escalation to buck-rocking is imminent.

7. "Scooping" is allowed, but a spotter is required under the following circumstances: a) if the butt-rocking event is taking place above sea level, b) if participants are of "rookie" or "amateur" status, and c) if attempting to butt-rock in bodies of water.
8. If below sea level, a spotter is not needed even if other conditions normally warrant one.
9. Butt-rocking can only be performed in the cardinal directions North and/or South.
10. No blood no foul.. if you foul out 3 times you are suspended for a minimum of 7 days.
"Hey man, were you butt-rocking last night?"
-"Yeah man, it was below sea level. It was sweet!"
"Aw sweet! So no spotter?"
-"Nope!"
by Chert June 14, 2012
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Butt Roll

Akin to the "Rick Roll"; the practice of surreptitiously sending a video link to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" under the guise of something more important, conversationally relevant or tasteful.

The Butt Roll instead sends a link to Samwell's "What What (In the Butt)"
" Last day on my job, I'm going to Butt Roll the whole office with a "work related message from the CEO"!"
by soendsvalentine April 16, 2008
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nataly butt

People do squats so they don't have a Nataly butt.
by Amber the genious Salas December 10, 2014
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