cock talking

Sexually explicit text messages, emails, or even phone conversations between two people. Another term for sexting.

Nick, you're turning me on with all this cock talking! When are we finally going to get together?

by Missus C March 19, 2011

Butts Talking

Loudly expelling putrid smelling gas from the depths of one’s bowels in the company of others.

Doug: Hey man, you ready to go play some cards?

Alexander: Sure just don't sit by me though.

Doug: Why?

Alexander: (FFFRRRVVVVRRRTTTTTT) cause my Butts Talking loud and proud tonight.

Doug: Jesus, what did you eat?

Alexander: bean burrito, side of beans, brussel sprouts and broccoli.

by Joey BeefBuicker September 2, 2011

Knuckle Tucking

When a male tucks his weenie between his legs.

During a scene in "Silence of the Lambs", Buffalo Bill is "Knuckle Tucking" infront of the mirror.

by hiddenPilgram October 5, 2011

quasi-tasking

/v/ Workin like a hunchback in a church. Doing multiple, endless, meaningless tasks. Usually for a demanding and self-righteous person.

Oh man, yesterday my mom had me quasi-tasking for hours.
Seriously? That's the sixth thing you've asked me to do in the last hour! Stop quasi-tasking me man!

by this username is taken July 30, 2013

secondhand talking

When you want to talk to somebody, but chicken out and end up talking to your friend near them in the hopes that they'll be eavesdropping.

"I really wanted to talk to Lyle about the game last Friday, but my nerves took over."

"So, what did you do?"

"I ended up secondhand talking to him through Lisa. I sure hope he was listening."

by Shy Problems January 22, 2014

Social-tasking

(Verb): The art of multitasking on social media.

Texting, tweeting, and instagramming; my fingers hurt from all this social-tasking.

by Deslaur January 28, 2014

moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.

1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.

by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014