Fuck Suck Jamboree

an orgy that features fuckin and suckin. can also feature fucklin and sucklin.

jorge remembered to bring a tent to the fuck suck jamboree on tuesday, and he had even more fun than he had last week previously at tino's rainblow party

by ralph plopper April 23, 2009

Suck me backwards

Used in place of fuck me side ways, a phrase used when in great disbelief of an object or action that is taking place

Well Suck me backwards that woman has hair going from her nipples up to her head

by Trent Stevenson (Papa Smurf) June 5, 2007

suck my pineapple

basically is euphemism for "suck my cock" also you can call someone a cock by saying pineapple instead and they wont know it.

"so what's up?"
"fuck you, suck my pineapple"

by iliketonibblethings January 12, 2010

suck the septic tank

Two meanings:

1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.

2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.

1:
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"

"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"

2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"

by Enzothegift February 9, 2014

suck dez nutts

the act of sucking ones nutts

if you want my lollipop, you can suck dez nutts because i want it.

by Zaballer February 18, 2014

High Amplitude Sucking

Noun. A trait of professors whose coursework is made difficult by presentation or articulation. Their subject is not inherently difficult, but may seem that way because of their wording/instructions.

Noun. Characterized by run-on sentences and wordiness. Written in a distracting cadence.

"That class is high amplitude sucking at its worst. It's as if her parents beat her every time she spoke directly."

"H.A.S. ruined my night. That entire chapter could have been summed up in a paragraph. I will never get those 2 hours of my life back."

"The H.A.S. is strong with this one. Gave me an all clear on a rough draft. Got a C on the final draft.

by Disenfranchised student 010100 November 29, 2013

Sucking a Ghost dick

At a state of utter fatigue, when your neck becomes rubber and your head bobs forward as you try and stay awake. Essentially, sucking a ghost dick.

"Damn, Jack totally got a video of me sucking a ghost dick last night."

by KGriz November 20, 2016