suck a monkey off

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and is brown like a monkey and you clean it off by means of a blowjob
last night i told parry to suck a monkey off and she did but sucked at it. that damn hoe.
by brady and prez June 23, 2006
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Suck me backwards

Used in place of fuck me side ways, a phrase used when in great disbelief of an object or action that is taking place
Well Suck me backwards that woman has hair going from her nipples up to her head
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Fuck Suck Jamboree

an orgy that features fuckin and suckin. can also feature fucklin and sucklin.

jorge remembered to bring a tent to the fuck suck jamboree on tuesday, and he had even more fun than he had last week previously at tino's rainblow party
by ralph plopper April 23, 2009
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I’ll suck a cock

Usually used by twitch streamer Yourragegaming when he sees a shot that he doesn’t think someone will make usually ending in the shot being scored and no cock sucked
If Davis makes this I’ll suck a cock
by GlockfrmDeo July 26, 2021
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dick suck of life

When u get a bj and you make a weird face but u feel like they sucked ur soul out and u bust a nut so hard it automaticalky goes down ur throat
Danm deja gave me the dick suck of life
by sioanexbobyjonhson June 21, 2016
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Suck Dick Retarted

The moment a man goes partially retarted while cumming from getting his dick sucked.
by QueenCalee November 29, 2019
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