Seizure salad

When someone has a seizure while performing a rim job.

I dated an epileptic guy to increase my chances of having a seizure salad.

by Black dahlia May 17, 2025

Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

by SaladSmasher December 05, 2011

Salad sisters

Two women, who are acquainted with one another, have had an encounter with the same grease monster who has brushed his tongue agressively on both of their leather cheerios in the past. I.e. Tossing salad sisters, Booty hole besties

Tammy-"so this guy rick licked my b hole last night"
Lyndsay-"wait dirty rick?? He licked my butthole too!"
Tammy-"are we salad sisters??!"
Lyndsay-"yes"

by DirtyMikeandtheExperience March 17, 2018

nigga salad

when you shit on a black persons face and rub it in. while he licks off the shit, you cum and twist his nipples so he screams and spits out the shit.

Yo i just fucken gave him a nigga salad

by bitch cock sucker 69 March 24, 2020

Greek Salad with Chicken

The aftermath of Anal Sex with a women who has a raging yeast infection that is so foul her junk looks like chicken skin and ranch dressing.

No kidding, after the pope puked on her starfish I noticed she was brewing up some fast rise, it looked like a Greek salad with chicken.

by HonestTruthTalker September 27, 2023

salad tosser

someone who licks the inside and outside of an asshole

i heard that mario bosco and greg bruno are dating. they are such salad tossers.

by osamabeenstackin February 02, 2025

Toss the salad

Tossing the salad is licking and munching on one’s butthole, basically a rimjob.

Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”

by rosenovarocks July 21, 2024