When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)
Man (5’2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny
by juice warrior September 05, 2023
The Russian Ompaloompa is when the male dips his member into chocolate fondue and then proceeds to place their member inside of the mouth and throat of another until they can barely breathe while humming an eery tune.
I gave that gave that girl from the bar a golden ticket, took her home and gave her the full Russian Ompaloompa.
by georgecuntwbushtackle September 14, 2019
A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.
As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.
by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 07, 2019
An overly friendly russian that joins your raid group and proceeds to lay out battleplans, strategies and logistics. While initially nobody listens to him, the russians months of preparation eventually convince the group to follow his instructions. When it comes to the actual boss fight, the russians plans appear to be too complicated for mere mortals to comprehend. Only after after multiple attempts is the group able to slay the boss.
(no shoulders were dropped during the making if this defenition)
(no shoulders were dropped during the making if this defenition)
pass: wtf are these tacts?
poeticas: this is what the tacts russian told us to do, just roll with it.
poeticas: this is what the tacts russian told us to do, just roll with it.
by waltiger May 20, 2017
Erica Thomas claimed a white man at the grocery store told her to "go back where she came from," then later was forced to admit the man was Cubann and he never said any such thing. Guess she lost her game of Russian Smollette.
by Guts Knucklebone July 21, 2019
It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.
Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses
Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy
EVERYONE: GONE
Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy
EVERYONE: GONE
by Ridikreaper June 12, 2023
by SaggyNuts March 29, 2024