Hector Fernandez Rivera

He is a cute boy and could melt a girl's heart

Hector fernandez rivera is cute

by urbff1308 May 14, 2015

The big muddy river

When you pee in his/her butt and then pull out really fast, causing a mudslide in the process.

I told him to leggo my eggo, but he didn't, so I gave him The Big Muddy River.

by Gaychel July 1, 2015

Code Red River

A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.

Guy 1: Emergency code red river commenced.
Guy 2: looks like we're going camping this weekend.

by ArcticReef September 6, 2015

Fall in the river and chill

Term used when you have sex with Bridge to Teribithea playing in the background

I want to cry but also want to have sex so I will Fall in the river and chill

by cooliom80s August 14, 2016

hot chocolate river

It's like a Cleveland Steamer but with saran wrap.

When I hang out with Jahrel, we always take a trip down the hot chocolate river.

by Am@nda August 8, 2016

Bridge on the river Kok

The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.

Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai

A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok

by Bob The builder March 3, 2017

wet as a river

When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.

Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.

by Way more jamie April 7, 2017