retard bluetooth 

The mechanism which the two biggest idiots in the room immediatle synch up and begin to systematically agree on every subject.

Dont ask those two...you will get the same answer. I blame retard bluetooth.

retard bluetooth by UDauthor123 April 21, 2010

Retard 

Someone who talks on the silent floor of the library.

Look at those retards, talking about partying when they are meant to be studying.

Retard by DontBeARetard February 7, 2015

Unknowingly Retarded 

A state of being that primarily exists in the young and foolish. Someone who has been no place, almost no education, no life experience. Yet, they know everything, have been everywhere, and have been through it all. Serves no purpose in the world other than being an annoyance to those who do.

You would think his constant embarrassment would be a clue. How can someone be so unknowingly retarded?

Unknowingly Retarded by WAR SPYD3R January 28, 2009

ukrainian retardation 

This is the term that you use when you want to show a idea is very stupid and will only be said be a retard in the Ukraine

That guy: Hey. lets go punch grandmas in pink hats
you an intellectual: what in Ukrainian Retardation did you just say

ukrainian retardation by your real name2 February 20, 2018

Full retard 

Another word for libtard. Typically used by internet conservatives and Republicans (who get information from poorly sourced/low-factual accuracy outlets).

Timmy: California has gone *full retard*, according to Breitbart it is full of radical-leftists and Antifa.
Bob: Whatever you say, Timmy.

Full retard by Jorolb December 5, 2020

Retard Unit 

What pretentious @#$%heads from Europe usually call the imperial system. It's simply a way of saying imperial system of measurement if you're a pretentious twat waffle.

Pretentious twat waffle: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside or 90 retard units.
Normal person: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside, or 90 degrees Fahrenheit.

Retard Unit by EuropeSucks December 4, 2016

chronic retardation 

When someone is chronically retarded!

girl one: why's that boy laughing for no reason?
girl 2 : he must have chronic retardation

chronic retardation by hairdyegal88 October 7, 2009