Pineapple Pizza

The reason I don't set drivers on fire

Pineapple pizza makes me happy. So that I don't do bad things

by Hespurr March 6, 2024

Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza topping in the whole world. So great you won't set people on fire

I wanted to get someone today, but instead I grabbed myself a pineapple pizza

by Hespurr March 6, 2024

Pineaples

A way that a drunk person spells "Pineapple." Are you fucking high?

Mother: "Honey, would you like some pineaples with your dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck mom it's pineapples"
Mother: "You're pineapples"
Son: "What"

by jesterdust March 14, 2024

Pineaples

You fucking dumbass, you spelt pineaples wrong. Apparently you're not the only one.

Mother: "Honey would you like some pineaples with dinner?"
Son: "Don't you mean pineapples?"
Mother: "Don't talk back to me or I'm gonna make YOU mean pineapples"
Son: "What the fuck"

by jesterdust March 14, 2024

Pineaples

You fucking dumbass, you spelt pineapples wrong. And apparently you're not the only one. What has the world come to? Is it all over? IS THIS THE APOCALYPSE?! 15 YEARS OF TRAINING ARE PAYING OFF!! TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING!!! WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE, MAKE LIFE TAKE ITS LEMONS BACK! EAT LEAD, SUCKERS!!!!!

Mother: "Honey would you like some pineaples with your dinner?"
Son: "Don't you mean pineapples?"
Mother: "Don't talk back to me I'll make YOU mean pineapples"
Son: "What the fuck"

by jesterdust March 14, 2024

pineapple kink

A man who hollows out a pineapple and processed to fuck it.

“Dude did you know James has a pineapple kink?”

by pathena855 April 4, 2024

Pineapple fucker

A man who hallows out pineapples and fucks them. They are also in a team (cult) for people who have a pineapple fucking kink.

“Did you hear Kyle is a pineapple fucker?”

by pathena855 April 4, 2024