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Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.
In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.
by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009
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stuffing a bus

"Stuffing a bus" verb

1. Fucking a fat person. This is the most used definition and more widely popular.

2. If you didn't get it the first time either review #1.
For example stuffing a bus is used as so.
"Dude I stuffed a bus last night."

"Dude that's so sick how big was the bus?"
"Fuck man the bus was like my 600 pound life."
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bu goo

Your boo’s goo ie semen
Did you clean up your bu goo? It’s all over my face
by sapandley February 16, 2024
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hunky bus

A derisive term describing a Volkswagen microbus. This term was in use in the American Midwest in the 1950s and'60s.
Look at the weird paint job on that hunky bus.
by mediabum April 26, 2016
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school bus

a place where most kids are kidnapped and taken to an abandoned warehouse for ransom
hey jimmy wanna go kidnap some kids in a school bus?
by FIAIUGUAWOIKJDWQF December 10, 2018
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Bus

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by MG masterov January 9, 2021
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