when a new yorker is deadass tired of your shitty, racist, homophobic, ableist, elitist, landlord loving, daddys uber money, finance bro in a patagonia, main character wannabe instagram posts, so they bing bong block ya!
by 420pussy December 5, 2021

When you think of the most genius word or phrase ever, so genius that it can't possibly be already defined on urban dictionary. You hop on urban dictionary and excitedly put it in the search bar, when lo and behold, there's your word or phrase, definition and everything, already thought of by someone just a little more witty and clever than you.
Man, there's gotta be a term for that. It's like getting cock blocked. Heh. Dick blocked. HOLY SHIT, DUDE! URBAN DIC BLOCKED!
*looks it up real quick, reads the above entry*
...FUCK!
*looks it up real quick, reads the above entry*
...FUCK!
by grabthehoopka August 2, 2016

by Spikes August 18, 2019

by hatchflash March 11, 2022

Similar to a cock block, its when you get turned off so hard by an event/s that it makes you revert to a soft state (penis wise)
Victor- Dood so what happened last night with you and your girl?
Kaveen- Man totally soft block man, my Dad walked into my room while we were doing it
Victor- Dood man
Kaveen- I know -_-
Kaveen- Man totally soft block man, my Dad walked into my room while we were doing it
Victor- Dood man
Kaveen- I know -_-
by SoyK December 2, 2010

when you're friend takes so long to reply online, the time it takes for them to reply back is the time you would take to run around a whole block
by stitch-1807 June 18, 2010
