Food Dragon

When you eat food that hasn't cooled yet so point your head in the air, open your mouth and breathe. The heat and smoke coming out resembles that of an angered dragon.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy. He forgot to blow on his food.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a Food Dragon

by xXMethluvrXx March 3, 2018

Food Porn

Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.

Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?

by hello_imded April 19, 2023

cunts that are food

Your cunt is food and imma eat it all up

“ your cunt is food, but I ain’t going to touch a rotten fish! Your cunt is food but rotten AF!

That is my meaning of your cunts that are food

by Jacob the Legend December 13, 2018

Band aid food

Food that you use as a “band aid” to feel better when you’re upset.

“I deserve some band aid food after all this bullshit”
“You wanna go get some band aid food?”

by Santa Muerte June 19, 2023

Butt food

When someone feeds another person baby bird style with their butt hole.

You better not loose this game of Mario kart or else you’ll have to eat my butt food

by Missclassypants February 20, 2022

Food baby

A term used by people that refuse to use the word fat when describing their self

"I'm not fat I have a food baby"

by Makeupaddict October 13, 2016

Mattress food

A sexually attractive woman

She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.

by Daproduca May 20, 2022