A gay picnic game that the boys play after a hardy lunch. One of your friends bends over with his pants off and starfish spread open and you and the fellas dart dildos into his ass. Not to be confused with the very straight game of lawn darts.
Warning this game is painful and could lead to pleasure
Warning this game is painful and could lead to pleasure
Hey Jimmy I am kinda full from our picnic, why don’t you take your pants off and let’s play some mud darts? What do you say?
by ShagBass69 June 1, 2025
Get the Mud dartsmug. by rcastfrr July 14, 2022
Get the mudmug. A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"
My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.
by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 2, 2022
Get the Mud Piemug. When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.
by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014
Get the Mud turkeymug. Hey Billy look at that payment princess
No Jhon that's a mud princess it has to much rubber on the wheels
No Jhon that's a mud princess it has to much rubber on the wheels
by Jeoffery0216 April 26, 2021
Get the Mud princessmug. When you get a liberal arts or social science degree and later realize you made a huge mistake. That's when you scream 😱 f-mud
by Sexydimma December 21, 2022
Get the F-mudmug. Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter
by BIGHEAD BITCH December 29, 2018
Get the Alabama Mud Derbymug.