Mike

Mike is a boss man. He has a huge sense of assertiveness. He’s kind responsible respectful and always looking out for others and putting people first. He might look as if he would hurt you but until you approach him and talk to him you’ll continue to assume he’s a jerk. If you give him a dime he’ll give you a dozen back. He’s self raised and has an extremely high sense of free will and self determination and discipline. He’s extremely intelligent and Independent doesn’t like to be bossed around or belittled. He rivals low expectations for himself and is always trying to make a difference in people’s understanding of social situations and humanity as a whole. He’s extremely wholesome whole hearted and if he does something for you don’t make him regret it. Don’t fuck with him either. He has a dark past and a beast that lives inside of him always ready to pounce on the devil. He has a dark ego not a bright one. If he’s showing his ego odds are he doesn’t like you. If he shows you love. It’s simple he loves you like family and nothing less

Mike is a true person

by The New York hillbilly May 17, 2023

@mike keating

an amazingly awesome person who is so amazing amazing

wow dude! isnt @mike keating so cool

by ilove@mikekeating June 4, 2021

Mike Gomez

Mike Gomez is the guy you reference as Mike Gomez - not Mike or just Gomez. Mike Gomez.. He typically has 5 or more kids, is great at everything he does, and doesn't care what others say or think. All Mike eats are chicken wings.

Hello, Mike Gomez. How's your day today?

by mikegomez November 21, 2021

Mike Wasowski

He is the green godof the green beans.

all hail mike wasowski

by YaDeezNutz June 11, 2019

A Big Mike

Big Mike
noun
1. The worst smelling crap a human can possibly unleash into a toilet. A bowel movement so foul that it somehow manages to stink up the entire room despite being fully underwater.

“Dude, don’t go in there for at least 20 minutes… I just dropped a Big Mike.”

by Suddenly Steph August 26, 2025

Mike Pence

Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.

Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.

by turdsandwichapprovedbymother November 16, 2022

mike calta

A unit of measurement equivalent to the height of Mike Calta, approximately 6 feet.

Mike only got about 10 Mike Caltas away from his house before he ran out of gas.

by moosesoup September 14, 2021