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Mexican Halloween

Popularized by the program Two And A Half Men (Season 9, Episode 10, The war against gingavitis):
The act of performing a drug deal with someone of mexican descent.
Berta's doorbell rings, she hands over a package, receives some cash in exchange and says "gratsias, adios".
Alan asks what that was about, Berta replies "It's Mexican Halloween".

mexican lasagna

beans in a girl's pussy.
black beans, if she's african.
Shaun: "Our friend Jenni told us about her mexican lasagna."
Greg: "Black?"
Shaun: "No, lima."

Mexican tuxedo

The unseemly ensemble of a denim jacket worn with blue jeans.
"Are those Chuck Taylors?"
"I don't know, but she's wearing a Mexican tuxedo."

mexican facepaint 

you take a dump on a girls chest and use your weiner as a paintbrush and the poop as paint and paint the girls face
I totally gave some girl some mexican facepaint

Mexican French Kiss 

When one attempts to perform a "Mexican Chipmunk" but instead, due to the mexican food, lets loose a stream of liquid feces into the partner's mouth
Dude, I was totally going to give this girl a Mexican Chipmunk, but my stomach was upset and I gave her a Mexican French Kiss instead.

Mexican Taint 

The precise area between the punani and the precious
of a Spaniard. (Mexican)
Aye, Muchachos.
I want to rub my face all ova dat Mexican Taint!
Mexican Taint by JeFams November 15, 2010