May 12 

National Masturbation/Send Nudes Day

Hey it’s May 12 time to have some fun

May 12 by Hehdbd May 12, 2022

May 27th 2022 

Queen Elizabeth II died on May 27th

haha SHES DEAD! SHE DIED on May 27th 2022! LOL XD NERD

May 27th 2022 by Klompfer May 12, 2022

May 13th 

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.

Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

May 13th by Chains9 May 12, 2022

may 13th 

may 13th is suck fanny day.

boy: what’s the day today
girl: it’s may 13th,national suck fanny day.
boy: oh okay

girl: what u waiting for come here and suck my fanny.

may 13th by queeeeerrrr69 May 13, 2022

May 16 

Kiss or makout with your significant other. No excuse. If you don't then no balls.

Girl:oh shit it's may 16
Boy: you know what that means ;)

May 16 by Jackson'sballss May 13, 2022

May 13th 

National ass pic day. On May 13th you gotta send an ass pic if someone asks.

You: Send ass piv?
Them: no
You: but it’s may 13th
Them: *sends ass pic*

May 13th by Argargargass May 13, 2022

May 16 

national give a boy a kiss day

Hey its May 16: national give a boy a kiss day so give me a kiss

May 16 by OB_ben_dover May 13, 2022