bro-lunch

When a bunch of bro's get together for lunch. Generally without chicks. Because chicks talk... alot.

Yo bro, let's dip out at 11 for bro-lunch at Uncle Julio's, then parlay that into Starbucks credit card roulette and an office foosball tourney. Should be back by 2ish.

by masta_Joe December 30, 2015

Japanese Lunchbox

A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.

Yo, gave that bitch a Japanese Lunchbox. She didn't like it. Not one bit. Not one.

by cunt rage March 26, 2016

side lunch

Any lunch that is not the main lunch. Basically, what it sounds like. Think of it like a side bet in poker.

Should we wait for them to finish their interview to get lunch? Nah, they can grab a side lunch.

by swogger June 24, 2016

soggy lunch dream

A soggy dream is basically a wet dream but where you shit yourself and cum and eat it for breakfast/lunch

Last night had the best soggy lunch dream it tasted wonderful

by popping shandy May 18, 2016

sloppy lunchbox

During intercourse, one partner spreads their gaping asshole wide open for the other to vomit in. The vomiter then proceeds to eat their own vomit out of their partner's ass.

Partner 1: Ohh Jeremy, I love it when you vomit in my butt!

Partner 2: I love your sloppy lunchboxes, Derrick!

by boobfartsmcgee July 30, 2016

Maine Lunch

Transmission of crabs, or pubic lice, to one's facial hair by oral sex.

Never pick up a hooker at Joe's Crab Shack; you'll get Maine lunch for sure.

by bustakeaton November 6, 2016

angry lunch lady

The sexual act of busting in your partner's hair and provoking anger when a regular cum shot is expected. After said act, use the cummins to spike said partner's hair, thus styling it to resemble a lunch lady.

Marissa made me pull out, so I opted for the ol' angry lunch lady."

by jakeobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 1, 2016