Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
Get the National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** daymug. 
Get the chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santamug. to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)
sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???
frank: ...yeh
sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.
frank: ...yeh
sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.
by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009
Get the kick the bakermug. by Tropical Rythms December 12, 2021
Get the Kick backmug. by FF Fridge Freezer July 31, 2018
Get the FF Drop Kickmug. The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.
Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"
by Grand Priest of Cults July 16, 2019
Get the Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum!mug. Fit, banging, bootiful, confident, popular, amazing and wonderful ;) (opposite to kickless)... They're caring, generous and stuff.
by KickPersonn January 25, 2011
Get the Kickmug.