My mother-in-law : I'm away for a couple of days in the camper van, can you feed Jack.
Me : Yeah sure, I'll just drop everything to feed your damn cat, like a don't have a life of my own.
Me : Yeah sure, I'll just drop everything to feed your damn cat, like a don't have a life of my own.
by Silky Si McFly May 23, 2006
Get the feed jackmug. 1. "He was a weak M.C.so I had to make a jack mike move."
2. Person 1 " How are you sir ?"
Person 2 " Man, I'm jack mike"
2. Person 1 " How are you sir ?"
Person 2 " Man, I'm jack mike"
by Colin Powell, Tupac, Jay-Z, and Michael Jordan January 26, 2005
Get the Jack mikemug. When you have something really cool (example: a pair of badass Nikes) and then some stupid bitch goes and buys the same thing and acts like he's tight.
"I saw that kid wearing those shoes yesterday."
"Yeah, I totally had them first."
"Dude you just got bitch jacked."
"Yeah, I totally had them first."
"Dude you just got bitch jacked."
by jordansthecoooles February 8, 2008
Get the bitch jackedmug. The process of exciting male genitalia until it is partially erect in order to help the refractory period after getting the first "easy" orgasm out of the way.
Joe half-jacked so that later when he has sex with Jennifer Whoreton he would be able to reduce the time between sexual excursions.
by LanguidLover July 19, 2011
Get the Half-jackmug. by SecretJKLova May 25, 2018
Get the jack kennedymug. by Ryan C in the B December 23, 2008
Get the tip jackmug. Basically just you're phone number.. but usually said in a rude way or when you're mad. Meaning like the number ain't jack, who the fuck cares..
"Whatever ma, I didn't give no one your jack number.. I'm off this."
or
"Fuck you nigga. You gonna keep sayin that shit then just delete my jack number."
or
"Fuck you nigga. You gonna keep sayin that shit then just delete my jack number."
by kk.michelle November 27, 2012
Get the Jack Numbermug.