As-ham

Daddy. You may call him daddy. Also known as the son of Txltyyy, Wife of Aaron, and more.

girl1: as-ham is daddy
girl2: wtf? she's our mom

by hot girl 69 from maldives January 18, 2023

Ham Toothed

The process of achieving Christmas Ham stuck between your teeth.

Look at that fool, he's all Ham Toothed 3 weeks after Christmas.

by BoomChild January 11, 2013

Ham boning

Tha shit dat ribgy done it a tv show in da 2000s

HHHHAAAAAAMMMMMMMBBBBBBBOOOOOOOONNNNNNIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
imma ham boning youuuuu

by anonymous May 31, 2023

HAM

Acronym for Home and Masturbate

Hey guys I gotta go HAM, See you tomorrow.

by Shimbao April 10, 2020

Ham closet

The snatch .

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..

by Ham closet October 7, 2021

Ham

When you're so hammered your name becomes ham!

I'm so ham bro! Hope I don't yak in the uber!

by drew_herps October 26, 2025

Ham Aslume

A distortion of "Arkham Asylum" created by the certified Reddit Madhouse 'BatmanArkham', home to many similar distortions of different DC universe characters (notably Man, Jonkler, and Bone).

"Why is Bone still trapped in the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?

by Michael Machiel April 18, 2024