People who fucking screenshot their name and post it on their story so that they can get a little bit of attention from their friends because in reality no one gives a fuck what urban dictionary says.
by Me nigga fuck off March 15, 2017
"Politically correct" terms for things such as retard, dumbass, shit for brains, etc. Instead of retard, it's mentally challenged and instead of fat motherfucker it's calorie-intake impaired or something ridiculous like that.
Jimmy the retard: "I'm a sucky retarded piece of monkey shit."
Politically Correct Pussy that can't handle the truth: "No Jim, rather than saying that, tell people that you are a piece of monkey shit who sucks, and is retarded."
Politically Correct Pussy that can't handle the truth: "No Jim, rather than saying that, tell people that you are a piece of monkey shit who sucks, and is retarded."
by Scott Green June 25, 2004
The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."
...
"Yesterday."
...
"Yesterday."
by Stan S. February 03, 2023
The smell of a old person
by The man who has a chin March 02, 2022
by Sambhar November 19, 2022
sommer: hey what’s today?
mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?
sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?
sommer: YES
mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤
mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?
sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?
sommer: YES
mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤
by lollollollollolollmaolmaolmao October 15, 2019
those oh so irritating twerps that prance around the school in the middle of winter with large parts of their body stuffed prominently into bits of clothing. They sport hair bright enough to make Monroe blind and skin that would make even the most bronze Grecian cringe.
by jaykitsune February 29, 2004