Fire Island Deluxe

A variation of the Long Island Special where the wax technician waxes the asshole with one hand and jacks off the recipient with the other.

I usually get a Long Island Special, but I'd totally be down for a good handy. How about a Fire Island Deluxe?

by Barran301 September 14, 2016

rapid fire text

When someone sends you several texts in rapid succession, while you are still trying to really to the first one.

Dude, chill, I can't keep up with the rapid fire text

by yukon13 December 28, 2016

Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant

When you're fucking a girl in the ass, but you have to piss REALLY badly, so you end up peeing inside of her intestines. As you pull out it creates a vacuum that unleashes a torrent of shit and piss from her asshole.

Man, I drank way too much red bull before fucking Christine yesterday, totally gave her a Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant

by ConsumerOfSouls July 11, 2016

MOM THE CARS ON FIRE

the car. fire.

"mom the cars on fire."
"okay, honey."

by tofuwithlettuce October 4, 2023

Mob Style Fired

When a company, more often a large corporation, fires you in a way that has some parallels to the way members of a mob are killed. Usually involving a seemingly normal scheduled meeting (that is actually a firing meeting) where you walk into an unforeseen trap of one or more members of management waiting there for you before proceeding to terminate you from your job. The firing often follows a party, or a meal for all of the employees and sometimes you will not be allowed to go back to your desk to gather your things.

*message pops up on computer: “just a reminder that we have a meeting scheduled in the conference room at 3:00. Come in once you’ve finished eating your pizza and wings we got for the department”

....
Walks unsuspectingly into Conference room to see several members of Management and an HR rep.

...
“We’re going to have to let you go” ... “what, why?! What did I do?”... “Ok. Well,I’ll go gather my things, I guess”

“There’s no need for that, we’ll mail them to you”

... “So first you feed me, and then you fire me?!”

Talks to friend later “Dude, I got Mob Style Fired Today. First they fed me, and then they called me into a trap meeting where they fired me and told me they would mail me my things I left at my desk. It was like what happens in a mob movie, bro”

by BillsMafia89 December 8, 2020

guatemalan fire starter

Doing anal raw with no lube after Taco Tuesday.

My wife said she wanted to do a Guatemalan fire starter so I had to cook some tacos!

by SmegmaPancake May 10, 2019

Nigerian Fire Extinguisher

This is a sexual act. It is when you cover your penis in honey and lay it on a fire ant hill. After achieving erection because of fire ant bites, you fuck a watermelon, thus, extinguishing the fire.

"Quick, pass me the watermelon, I'm super hard and it burns. 'Here comes the Nigerian Fire Extinguisher'"

by Ike Wit October 1, 2015