When a woman wants you to be a dad to her child but isn't sure. So she leaves you instead of taking the chance.
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The foulest type of shits that torment our stomach so terribly it wakes up our hungover body ultimately leading to the most wonderful release
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The foulest type of shits that torment our stomach so terribly it wakes up our hungover body ultimately leading to the most wonderful release
shit drunk hungover dying trashed turnt poop diarrhea dad
Tonya: I don't feel very good
Tammi: girl you went hard last night, you probably have the dads you need a good shit.
Tammi: girl you went hard last night, you probably have the dads you need a good shit.
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Get the Dad mug.A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl
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