Mormon Cock Block

Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon

I just got Mormon Cock Blocked last night, and my dick is still sore

by losers_is_me July 5, 2019

philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

she blocked me :'(

The message you get from your dumbass loser friend after he tries chatting up girls.

Jordan: I'm gonna try chatting up Maggie
Will: Yeaa go for it haha :p
*5 minutes later*
Jordan: She blocked me :'(
Will: Ffs Jordan you're just a drophead aren't you.

by Mr Brucey February 14, 2019

concrete block machine

This is a machine that produces different concrete block to be used for construction.

high-quality concrete block machine is those that produce a different kind of concrete blocks.

by bessconcreteblockmachine June 2, 2018

Soft Block

Similar to a cock block, its when you get turned off so hard by an event/s that it makes you revert to a soft state (penis wise)

Victor- Dood so what happened last night with you and your girl?

Kaveen- Man totally soft block man, my Dad walked into my room while we were doing it

Victor- Dood man

Kaveen- I know -_-

by SoyK December 2, 2010

run a block

when you're friend takes so long to reply online, the time it takes for them to reply back is the time you would take to run around a whole block

she's taking so long to reply again
i guess i could run a block

by stitch-1807 June 18, 2010

D-Block

The original gangsta. straight from the streets

by mike October 22, 2003