a guy that's tired of searching his name up and only getting religion related results. has a really big dick and gets all the girls.
look at that christian
by idek my name January 23, 2017
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I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.
by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019
Get the National Dylan and Christian Day mug.by Long shwan October 23, 2019
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by AND I OOOOOP October 23, 2019
Get the Christian mug.Maranatha Christian Academy a high school in Oakwood Georgia, in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. if you haven’t actually gone to Maranatha or know someone who goes there, chances are when you pass by it you will not only not realize it’s a school but you also probably just won’t not ice it at all. The people who run the place are grouchy old farts who call you out on everything and so are some of the teachers, but there are a few teachers that really come in clutch and you’ll never forget. The students at Maranatha are people who are either toxic or amazing. There is no in between but either way they remember each other for life because the students at Maranatha have all gone through the same shit so unfortunately they’re all bonded for life whether they like it or not.
by trexx19 October 24, 2019
Get the Maranatha Christian Academy mug.Get the Christian mug.A kid who constantly gets into trouble and throws a banger party that gets busted. Constantly goes back to the same short fucking girl that’s desperate and doesn’t do shit with her. Has a nicotine addiction and gets high in school every day.
Christian is a fucking retard and will never be able to hangout with his friends again. But everyone loves him.
by Milflover69-Jen10 October 26, 2019
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