Fat Fucker

Someone who isn't such a bad guy, just fat. Not to be confused with a Fat Fuck, which is completely different.

Don't ever get caught between that fat fucker and a box of doughnuts.

by Phantom Friend February 2, 2020

Fat Ass

Someone that is really fat .

Hey fat ass get over here

by a1b2c3d4e5f6g7h8i9j1 June 13, 2018

McDonald's fat

McDonald's fat is is a type of fat that you get from eating McDonald's. McDonald's fat can be burned off but is is hard to burn off.

my friend ate McDonald's and got McDonald's fat

by apple seller November 2, 2010

Fat-fall

When a fat person falls down onto a couch instead of gently easing them self onto it because their legs can't support their weight on the way down.

Your grandfather just fat-falled onto the couch and broke it.

by shizzamz5 October 9, 2010

Fat Second

a term used to describe not seeing someone for 3 months. As seen in new york state when someone is in possession of 25 g to 2 oz of marijuana, they are sentenced to three months in jail. Typically occuring so often, it feels more like a fat second rather than the three months.

"Yo I haven't seen you in a long time, where have you been?"

"It hasn't been that long. I got caught riding dirty with 2 oz. and got put away for like a fat second."

by hayhayandgraham July 15, 2009

fat tard

an overweight or obese and mentally handicapped person.

look at jake over there eating all those donuts like a fat tard

by digeratiX January 5, 2010

fat handed

An adjective that describes being caught in the act of porking out on forbidden food. Like flies swarm to shit, so fat fucks swarm to fridges at night.

"I put a ham in the fridge and caught that chunk ass Janelle fat handed at 3am eating it."

by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005