A guy who's wider than he is long. In all dimensions. His motto is: "never bring a sword to a mortar fight"
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
by Guy With A Longsword May 15, 2020
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don’t be such a christian
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Get the christian honk mug.Christian is a very amazing person and friends to he’s gf/bf. He’s very popular and has a lot of friends but says he doesn’t. Everyone cares so much about him even though he thinks people don’t. He’s strong, very loved, brightens everyone’s day. Makes everyone laugh and wants to be friends with him. He has the best personality. He is very very cute. He is a very soft guy and takes things to heart. But when it comes to girls, he is very bad at keeping promises and hurting people. But is very loving and caring to his girlfriends.If you ever have a Christian don’t let him go.
Christian he an amazing person.
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Get the Christian mug.Mark: Ay yo got any Tim Tams left
Brad: Sure we got a packet in the pantry
Christian-G with his mouth full of Tim Tams: Uhm actually were all out
Brad: Sure we got a packet in the pantry
Christian-G with his mouth full of Tim Tams: Uhm actually were all out
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