guinea pigs

sex toys that wont shut the fuck up. Squeaking little motherfuckers

won't make it fun tonight.
yeah, let's use a guinea pigs.

by ffffffffffu August 30, 2018

muscle pig

A pig that is very muscular and has a stinky scent because it is awesome

I like your muscle pig. It looks very handsome.

by Ilovesocks01 June 26, 2017

Is pig pussy pork?

Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark. Imitative of an utterance attributed to slow-witted people

Recruit: "Drill Sergeant, will I have to do push-ups if I'm late for formation?"
Drill Sergeant: "Is pig pussy pork?"

by R A Gordon January 4, 2008

Fattie Pig Fattie

A man who loves to drink scotch and smells like a big fat fuck. Marries the first fucking whore lace-ridden with tattoos all over her body who is pushing 40 years old. Bordering on pedophilia (lock up your daughters)

Person 1: Did you see how hot that 9 year old girl is?
Person 2: Are you sick, like some kind of Fattie Pig Fattie? Stay away from me!

Person 1: What's the smell? Did someone die?
Person 2: No kidding! Is there a Fattie Pig Fattie in the vicinity?

by Scroatilicious October 19, 2008

Peppa Pig Addiction

When someone over 8 constantly watches Peppa Pig.

Person A: What do you wanna watch?
Person B: Peppa Pig.
Person A: Dude, you've got a Peppa Pig Addiction.
Person B: sO? YoU THiNk aDUltS cAN't WAtcH PepPA PiG!

by reeeman November 7, 2018

Schoharie Pig Roast

Evolved from the Alabama Pig Roast but instead of arm wrestling on ones back you play Schoharie style Bingo with a Dauber

Alabama Pig Roast: When one guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and another guy is getting a blowjob and they arm wrestle on the girl's back.

I was invited to the Schoharie Pig Roast but was asked to leave when I forgot my dauber.

by Someone’s Mom February 27, 2021

Hed Pig

1: A leader pig or a person who loves to recieve hed or taking heds off of other people.

2: A nirkwad who sends a picture of his dick to every girl he meets on xbox live.

3: A dick who calls every nigger he meets on xbox a niggerfaggot.

4: An asshole who says dick in every sentence.

5:A person who worships meth pig and slut pig.

john: You see that dick over there getting hed ?

niggerfaggot: yay yay yurrrr john i caught him getting hed from my sister last night.

john: what a hed pig.

niggerfaggot: yeah he called me a niggerfaggot on xbox live.

by bbyxrpnxhedxpig July 20, 2009