cow fapper

the process of being morbidly obese and masturbating at least five times a day.

"i got molested by a cow fapper"

"damn that sucks ass"

by adjnadfjfdau February 28, 2023

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Coastal Cow

A Coastal Cow is an animal lover who adores cows! So much that they have cow print everything!

She's such a coastal cow, she has cow print everything!

by CoastalCow February 28, 2023

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cow hug day

Cow Hug Day is an annual event announced in India in February 2023, encouraging the show of love towards cows by hugging them.

Celebrated on the 14th of fuckin February too....

no cow hug days?

by Doomed March 6, 2023

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CUM COW

Toxic Meme from Aydin's cringy twitch chat

I love saying cum cow

by floordaddy March 9, 2023

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Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

by Ababababababa March 28, 2023

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The Polish Cow meme, originating in 2020, is a video of a low-quality dancing cow with the song "Gdzie jest biały węgorz ? (Zejście)" playing in the background. Translated to English, the lyrics go as followed: "The only thing inside my head is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone to the edge of oblivion. I have thoughts inside my head, when will this all end, whenever I'm alone because a white eel will fly in." This is the most recognizable section of the song, though the original song goes on for another three minutes thirty seconds.

Honestly, I love listening to the Polish Cow meme. Don't ask me why.

by someguywhousesUD April 9, 2025

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