When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.
by Antonioestamuerto May 25, 2024
Get the Uncle Eddiemug. by The real gangster December 23, 2020
Get the Uncles methmug. Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
Get the Uncle Strokingmug. by tdids93 June 8, 2022
Get the Uncleingmug. Someone (usually middle-aged, white, and male), who acts creepily and suggestively towards others (often significantly younger, sometimes minors). Basically another name for the stereotypical creepy uncle.
by pseudonymbicile September 22, 2025
Get the Uncle Alexmug. 
Get the step-co-uncle-in-lawmug. by Sparrowpunk October 22, 2017
Get the Uncle Rockmug.