Touch my boobs 

Caught you in 4k

Why are you looking up touch my boobs on urban dictionary

Touch my boobs by Blvssfvl February 17, 2024

Touch Grass

No u

Go Touch Grass

Touch Grass by What’s your handle321 February 24, 2024

touching the blanket

When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes

“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket”

touching the blanket by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024

Toeched 

To be touched by toes, clean, dirty or infected.

Dad, he toeched me, his toes have so much fungus.

Toeched by BearClaw83 March 11, 2024

Touch Me I'm Sick

Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.

Hey you, Touch me I'm sick, bet you wont be happy after

Touch Me I'm Sick by JOJO stir March 17, 2024

Touch grass

Ugh, ew, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Ugh!

Hym "Touch grass is a Bett Cooper thing, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Cus your wife is ugly and you're a narcissist so I wouldn't put it past you... Gross."

Touch grass by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

touching the trees 

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

touching the trees by Da Chew April 3, 2024