Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.

Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.

by shittyinternet February 21, 2020

noodle salad

The act of numerous men inserting there flaccid penises in one's mouth.

Hey guys give me a noodle salad.

by Big dumb animal 2 March 13, 2016

Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

by Mojaz July 20, 2018

Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad

where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy

by robertw101 July 27, 2010

Salad

A bowl filled with mixes of dead plants, slimy stuff, and other stuff that is supposed to make you healthier.

Person: Oh my god I love salad it makes me feel so good and energized!!!1!!1
Me: Well I might as well eat the forest while I'm at it then. Same thing.

by gigglyxmuke March 7, 2015

Burger salad

The act of taking 8 perfectly cooked burger patties at a cookout and putting them in a bowl and mashing them up to make burger salad.

Thes hamburgers are plain, let's make burger salad.

by Assbergersalad November 24, 2024

Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025