valid salad

quality over quantity… logic over emotion

“i’m not gonna hold u.. this is valid salad. that’s word to the white ash at the end of the dutch”

by sretaw, trebor August 27, 2022

Sex Salad

when 5+ people engage in sex on one bed and everyone cums at the same time.

Jared - "Bro me and John had a sex salad with Lisa, Bartholomew, Candice, Rebecca, and Cassandra."

Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"

by iitzjiinxed March 28, 2023

steamboat salad

You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.

Once upon a time I took your mom to dinner and steamboat salad your mom

by miles davis5678485 February 14, 2014

Salad Dick

When your penis is so dirty and unwashed, that the stench starts to resemble the smell of old ranch dressing and/or a rancid salad

"My water has been shut off for weeks man and I haven't been able to shower, and now I got Salad Dick so bad, my girlfriend doesn't even wanna hang out anymore because of the smell!"

by DuckMcquackers August 2, 2019

salad oil

Like salad dressing but its not. It salad oil.

Hey Zach, pass the salad oil, my salad it dry.

Hey Zach, pass the salad oil, my salad it dry.

by Thesaldoilguy December 12, 2013

Tuna salad

The act of pouring a can of tuna onto a womans private area and proceeding to ejaculate on her and mix it together and eat it

I made tuna salad with my girlfriend last night she loved it

by Squirrel69 August 17, 2019

Tossed Salad

When one person uses their tongue to go to town on another's bunghole for pleasure.

Jimmy, how did you make out last night? I hear you got a nice tossed salad. Great!!! She tossed my salad for a good 18-22 minutes.

by Big Gay Jim February 16, 2023