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nose dump

When you blow out so much snot out of your nose, it's comparable to taking a shit from your nose.
Now that I took a nose dump, my sinuses are clear as can be!
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Gold Nosed Upper Crusts

A mocking, often derogatory name given to those of high economic or social standing. Often referring to those who are greedy and perpetuate their greed with powerful connections.
"Those gold nosed upper crust billionaires screwed us over!"
"These gold nosed upper crusts have kept us down for too long!"
by Dyne Willow Work February 2, 2021
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Nose burp

When you drink super fizzy drinks and you get a brain freeze in ya nose
Guy drinks sip of newly opened coca-cola and experiences a severe nose burp
by Alvin and mona July 17, 2020
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Tenured nose

When she is trying to give her you head but your cock hits her nose and bends it in half
I accidentally gave her a tenured nose
by Arby’s got no meat February 17, 2021
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nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
by the funny one February 13, 2015
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The nose is near to the eyes

Old Icelandic proverb, uttered two times in Njal's saga and meaning that duties often come together with family ties.
Thorgerd spoke to Ketil:"Oskuld is dead, as we know. Now keep in mind what you promised when you took him as yours foster-son".

"It may well be", he said, "that I made many promises then, because I never expected days like these would come. In fact, I'm in a difficult position, since I'm married to Njal's daughter - the nose is near to the eyes".
~Njal's saga, translated by Robert Cook
by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny March 8, 2022
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Big nose

Connor pulled a big nose last night I seen him take that 14 year old home
by Wb420 February 19, 2024
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