dead as a missing schoolgirl

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Im so dead

Dying of laughter

The squad is laughing together to the point where tears are rolling out your eyes and you cant breath so you ya homie scream bruhhhh "i'm so dead!"

"im so dead usually is the last thing said before the squad calm back down

by Chafe.S February 3, 2015

you're dead right

someone who has made a statement or expressed their opinion which others believe to be true and correct can be seen as serious or sarcastic

vicki: jaysus his t.v show is shite!!
emma: you're dead right!!!

by emmaleahy August 22, 2007

drop dead clothing

A scene/emo clothing line created and run by lead singer of deathcore band bring me the horizon hu rawk btw.
He started it in 2005 i fink with only a few designs but now has alot more inc tshirts,hoodies,bags,jewrelley,shorts n shoes as his popularty has risen oh yeh its only sold on the internet at 'iheartdropdead.com

guy:1hey dude i love ur top its so rad

guy2:yeh i got it frm that drop dead clothing site

by loren lavish August 9, 2008

My Dad is Dead

A statement of obvious fiction but believed to be true by the uneducated to be used in cases of awkward silences, as a result of too much caffeine, etc.

My dad is dead.
-He is?
Yeah he died this morning.
-I'm sorry to hear that.
Haha I'm lying you are an idiot.

by JFLisa October 29, 2007

Dead Dave's Burgers

Wendy's, as Dave, the owner and founder of Wendy's is dead.

Everyplace was closed, and I was hungry, but Dead Dave's Burgers are always open late.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

tombstone for a dead dick

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016