Name submission

A submission on this site that is a first name accompanied by a sex joke

Name submission:
Sarah
Likes cock

by Tobyvenom August 8, 2021

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Bowling ball with your name on it

A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.

From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".

You got her a toolbox for her birthday?!? Kinda a bowling ball with your name on it.

by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021

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Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

by anonymous June 13, 2021

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Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

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Jock (name)

Very handsome man, a person of Scottish descent, could have some Latin in there too. Very good at Sport and very academically intelligent, and Street Smart.

Jock (name) is the best man you'll ever meet

by ManFromQueens June 27, 2021

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Nicholas Name

You know how you can have a nick name that's a shortened or more fun version of your name? Well a Nicholas Name is a fancier and more sophisticated version of your regular name!

Hey, my name is Maggie. But my Nicholas Name is Margaret , what's yours?
Oh my Nicholas Name is Bartholomew but regular name is Bart!

by mimlady05 June 28, 2021

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