duck 'n' mumble

The old "duck 'n' mumble is an age old technique for avoiding any one who seeks to interupt you in your never ending quest to buy shite from shops. For instance, Big Issue sellers, strange middle #age women with clip boards who "only need a minute love", or the vultures from the compensation companies.
Basically, you bow the head slightly, perhaps with a look away from the idiot in question, and mumble an apology.
{Big Issue Joey}: Biiiiiiiiiiig Isssssue saaar?
{You, giveing the old duck 'n' mumble, and talking in a barely legible way}:*mumble* no thanks mate* *mumble

This can be replaced with "I'm too busy", "Sorry mate", or a personal favourite, "Piss off"
by Waster September 30, 2005
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Duck Butter

The thin layer of green algae that grows on top of the water in swamps and sloughs throughout the backwaters of Texas and Louisiana.
Damn Cletus, this Duck Butter sure is thick today. Sure am glad I ain't gotta get off in this nasty shit to get them ducks. Good thing the dog doesn't know what it is.
by Aaron Hughes July 11, 2008
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Duck Butter

A jersey nickname for that one guy on the softball team who's office always reaks of ball sweat.
Our Left Fielder, Dominic, is better known as Duck Butter
by Lefty August 05, 2004
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suck my duck

what new phones auto-correct to before you can turn auto-correct off.
Guy : Hey you wanna come over and suck my duck later baby? ;)
Girl : Um, what?
Guy : Suck my dick** sorry new phone :/
Girl : Still no.... :/
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Ey up duck

A friendly greeting, often used in the West Midlands and North of England.
Used in typical conversation:

Emma: "Ey up duck, ows yer ma?" (Hello, how is your mother?)
Lee: "Shes alreet" (She is doing well)
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Suck my duck

"Suck my duck bitch!"
by Bahamuta September 30, 2007
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Howard The Duck 2

The long-awaited, highly anticipated sequel to the 1986 Smash Hit, record setting Box Office blowout, Lea Thompson career setting movie, Howard The Duck. It's set for release,.... Tomorrow from the day you're reading this! Just Remember, "In The Beginning, There was (*BOOM!*) Howard The Duck!"
Howard the Duck.....Yeah.....That movie sucked ass.
by G-Union October 29, 2003
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