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Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
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Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!
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