A “rusty peanut” is crude internet-era slang for a small, shriveled, discolored testicle—usually the result of extreme neglect, poor hygiene, old age, or some unfortunate medical/sexual mishap. The “rusty” part comes from the imagined orange-brown flakes of smegma, dried blood, or general filth that build up when someone hasn’t washed properly in weeks (or longer). “Peanut” emphasizes that it’s tiny, wrinkled, and pathetic-looking.
“After three months backpacking with no shower, dude pulled down his pants and revealed a pair of rusty peanuts so grimy they looked like they’d been marinated in ball-sweat and regret.”
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rust·ee rob
Noun
1. A QA inspector on the Boeing 777X flight test fleet whose sole purpose in life is to find corrosion where God himself couldn’t. Known for turning a perfectly good airplane into a paperwork nightmare in under 5 minutes.
2. A mythical creature feared by mechanics everywhere; legend says if you whisper “Flecking” three times, Rusty Rob will appear with a flashlight and a engineer.
rust·ee rob
Noun
1. A QA inspector on the Boeing 777X flight test fleet whose sole purpose in life is to find corrosion where God himself couldn’t. Known for turning a perfectly good airplane into a paperwork nightmare in under 5 minutes.
2. A mythical creature feared by mechanics everywhere; legend says if you whisper “Flecking” three times, Rusty Rob will appear with a flashlight and a engineer.
“Damn, we were about to wrap up preflight… then Rusty Rob showed up and found corrosion (Flecking) on the inlets".
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i fucked this bitch on the beach in her ass and all the sand i pumped in her butt caused a rusty pearl to form .
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