beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

Road soda

A made up term for beer only used exclusively by Chu

Bro, it’s called road sodas

by Neverme1989 August 1, 2021

feilder road

A road in clayton county that is know for lots of drugs and the hardest thugs in the state

Feilder road lots of drugs and hardest thugs in the state

by Clay co realiest August 4, 2021

Road riders

People who have had sex/done sexual things in a moving vehicle (specifically one on the road)
Ex: cars, buses, motorcycles (if u can do it on a motorcycle you're just different)

This is not to be confused with the mile high club, this is for road vehicles.

A: Jessica and Cassie joined the road riders this weekend.

B: What do you mean?

A: They had sex in the car while Cassie was driving

B: Could be us

by Zelophine March 2, 2022

Dirt road

A song by Kidd G

I lover the song dirt road

by anonymous May 11, 2021

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

Portman Road

Home of Ipswich Town FC. Awful stadium for an awful team.

Yuck, never go to Portman Road, it smells.

by Skrom May 26, 2021