oner&smokingboner

a boner is something you get after watching hot women smoke.. smoking is the sexyest thing on earth..

smoking causes guys to kiss women for hours aww!!!!

BONER+women=life

boners are great!! great great

by NICk February 11, 2004

SMOKE CHECK

Getting screwed up after a PT or Workout such as sweating or blowing snot everywhere.

Hey private Williams how was the new fitness video you got your recruits. Smoke Checked all of them even I broke out a sweat or two.

by Wetyoutube1 April 7, 2019

smoking pole

The act of taking a fat rip of some dank-ass shit (DAS), whether it be from a bubbler, a bong, etc, then proceeding to give someone a blowjob before exhaling the fatty. Very much like a bob gnarley or a strikeout, the pattern can go smoke, suck, smoke, suck, exhale, or something to that effect. A particularly dangerous and exciting move for those who have strong gag reflexes, many doctors in South/Central America are now recommending pole smoking as a form of couples therapy.

Bro1: Bro, bro, bro, I got some ridiculous AK-47 right now. We should hit a fatty.

Bro2: Aight sick, and like you can take rips, then suck my cock, then exhale the rips n shit. ya know?

Bro1: Fuck you bro, I don't feel like smoking pole. Maybe later.

Bro2: Damn

by Crackpipe Barbie December 21, 2009

smoke a L

A euphemism for smoking crack. Most crack pipes are shaped somewhat like an "L," where the vertical line is the barrel of the pipe and the horizontal line is the bowl where the crack is placed.

Heard in the lyrics of Ride Wit Me by Nelly:
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

If you wanna go and get high wit me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

by nellycracksmoka January 1, 2009

Smoke-G

An internet term, coined mainly in the FlashIndustries community, for "handicapped fucktard".

Man: Oh my god... what is that?!
Woman: Looks like a Smoke-G.
Man: Oh Christ... shoot it.

by Rofl-es-Rofl July 3, 2007

Smoking Penis

a stupid ass phrase my dumb boyfriend said on the phone one time. apparently, it meant "to be trippin monkey balls" but i think that phrase is bumfucking stupid and i hope he dies

bro you're literally smoking penis rn

by carpetmuncher23 March 7, 2023

Smogidy Bogidy

Its simply a cigerete

I burned a smogidy bogidy before the orgy.

by matt rowley September 16, 2006