Smoking SideWays

when someone says that you are smoking SideWays, that usually means that you're mind isn't clear and that you are getting annoying, crazy, or they simply don't agree with you.
Person 1: ___ was a great movie!

Person 2: you're smoking sideways or some shit dude.
by immortalgoat March 07, 2018
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smoke your jaw

a phrase to describe obliterating someones jaw with your fist
don't chat to me or ill smoke your jaw fam
by columbine park shooter November 09, 2022
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SMOKEELY

when you smell smoke but it isn't smoke it's air
by CoolJeffMan123 March 06, 2023
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7 smoke's a day challenge

7 smoke's a day challenge : is the new challenge you might see promoted somewhere. It's when you have, 1 smoke for breakfast, 1 for morning tea, 1 for lunch, 1 for afternoon tea, 1 for dinner, and 2 for supper (to get you through the night)
If you come across any information on the 7 smoke's a day challenge please share it
by Bryn Benn April 18, 2020
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The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.
As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 03, 2021
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smoke some poop

If i smoke weed, I’m going to get thirsty, if I start drinking, I’m going to want to smoke some poop, if I smoke some poop, I’m going to slam some dope. Bad idea all the way around.
by PWP2308 December 10, 2022
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Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
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